Useful Princess is my work-in-progress solo show. It’s about how I lost my big toenail.

Excerpt performed at The Raven Room for Bards in Bars with Olde School Shakespeare Collective.

What you missed: my big toenail got badly infected, my PCP couldn't do anything because they were out of lidocaine because of the supply chain issues because of the War in Ukraine, so I found a podiatrist who had lidocaine.